• your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing while going to a scene

  • you have naked lady mud-flaps on your pumper

  • your firehouse has wheels

  • you've ever got back and found you've locked yourself out of the firehouse

  • fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire get'n drunk

  • you've ever been toned out on an out house fire also if that out house fire was with entrapment

  • you've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their land

  • your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it

  • you've ever walked through a Christmas display and walked away with at least 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck

  • your rescue can smoke the tires

  • your department's name is misspelled on your equipment

  • the nurses and doctors turn out the lights and hide when you show up at the hospital to get your equipment

  • dispatch can't mention your name without laughing

  • the local news crew won't put your department on T.V. because you embarrassed them last time.

  • you've ever locked the keys in your trucks

  • you've ever referred to a light bar as sexy

  • your defib consists of a marine battery, a pair of jumper cables, and a fish finder

  • you've ever taken a girl out in a pumper

  • your pumper has been on fire more times than it's been to a fire

  • your pumper smokes more than the house fire

  • you've ever been arrested for indecent exposure at a house fire

  • you've ever called it quits on a house fire when the beer got hot

  • you've ever been late to a house fire because you had to stop and get the guy who fell off the truck

  • you've ever stopped in route to pick up a road kill

  • you hand out spit cans before each meeting

  • you have a sign out front of your station that says will fight fires for beer

  • you're equipment has chew stains down the sides of 'em

  • everyone on your department is related in some way or another


You Might Belong to a

Redneck Volunteer

Fire Department If...

[HOME | STAFF | APPARATUS | COMMUNITY BUILDING| FUNDRAISORS | SCENE PICS | PRAYER]

[HOME | STAFF | APPARATUS | COMMUNITY BUILDING| FUNDRAISORS | SCENE PICS | PRAYER]